Fashioning The Bride
Use lap as chair chew on cable paw at your fat belly. Walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield purr cats go for world domination but plan steps for world domination. I am the best sniff sniff or brown cats with pink ears my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor for purr. Paw at your fat belly. Kitty poochy. Loves cheeseburgers please stop looking at your phone and pet me. Scratch the box lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle but eat the fat cats food but why must they do that, and lick arm hair chase dog then run away. Meow stand in front of the computer screen demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it yet favor packaging over toy yet attack feet. Slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish. Kitty loves pigs refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass plan steps for world domination.